I think I might be dying. Yes, I know everyone is dying really as we'll all die one day but I feel too hot and shivery at the same time, and I keep getting headaches. If I didn't know better I'd say I've just eaten too much, but I do know better and these symptoms don't come from not eating too much. Even though I have eaten too much. I better not have been poisoned by evil bacteria. Damn bacteria. They are pointless and small and uninteresting and downright rude. When did I say they could live on my skin and in my mouth and in my small intestine? It's a good job my stomach acid's there to kill most of them off. Never trust a microbiologist. I can say that now, my options as far as possible don't involve the study of bacteria, so I'm not linked in any way to microbiology. Ish. Oh and never trust an academic who studies frog embryos for fun. They are always bitches.
Well, what a fun day I've had - I had a meeting from 10-11am and decided to stay on campus till 3:30pm for clarinet choir. In my wanderings around campus between work I had to endure the Cheerleaders' "Sponsored Annoyathon" every time I passed the Piazza. According to a leaflet I found in Rococco, they're cheerleading 9am-9pm today to raise money so they can become champions of one competition thing or another. Let's just hope it rains heavily between now and 9pm.
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