HOW ARE THERE 241 RESULTS IN GOOGLE FOR "MICROCHIP CHEESECLOTH?!"
It appears that microchips are used to produce tofu, which has links with cheesecloth. "Pickle electrophoresis" has 570 results. More worryingly, "hamster electrophoresis" has "about 113 000" results, and "arse electrophoresis" about 22 500. Maybe electrophoresis is not the way to go, I think. "Exclusionary poo" has "about 15 200"!!!!!!! I despair, I really do.
Google whacking makes the world seem tres bizarre.
