Froggy frog frog FROG!

I have just been playing with frogs! They are my friends. We got some eggs from a bucket containing a biiig she-frog and fertilised them and watched them divide into embryos. But we aren't allowed to let them grow into frogs because it's against Home Office regulations, the spoilsports. Hehe the frog was very ugly and had tiny eyes compared to its body size, and it kept trying to jump out of the bucket. But I would like to publically thank Mrs Frogworth for the kind donation of many, many eggs today - she worked hard in the name of science. And will probably die in the name of science :-( we will remember her! I'm tired now, so to Xananas I go for drinks with gay people followed by Wind Orchestra cheese!