I am procrastinating and so I have decided to name some of my shoes after characters in Neighbours.
- Lyn Scully - My brown boots, because they are old and in need of a polish. And they steal from the Coffee Shop.
- Sindi Watts - My pink sparkly pointy shoes, because they are girly. And because they were once a stripper in a club in Australia.
- Summer/Izzy Hoyland (I couldn't decide) - My flat red shoes, because they could quite easily be worn by a young child, and they are bitches in that they cut my feet up every time I wear them. Also they were pregnant with Gus's baby but recently miscarried.
- Liljana Bishop - my black boots, because they are older than they look and because they look like a racoon with long hair.
- Harold Bishop - My black sandals with diamante bee because they can play the tuba and disgust everyone when they talk about sex.
- Serena Bishop and Luka Dokich - My new black sequin-y shoes and my skechers, because they had an incestuous relationship together.
I invite you to name your pairs of shoes (or pair for Ciaran) after your favourite soap characters.
2 comments:
I have 4 pairs of shoes - plus some unusual ones for the 'pool' - but we don't have a pool at home so I rarely use them, and I wouldn't know them well enough to name them after a soap character.
My favourtite soap is entitled "Dildo Lesbians", and whenever I watch it, I find it hard not to compare 4 of the principal characters to my 4 pairs of shoes. So I name them here;
Lady Belaire - Supposedly classy, but my regular black shoes are actually quite tatty and heavily-made-up. Plus they spend all the time talking and never take their jacket off all the way.
Anita Bell - My rather dull brown shoes are great for when you are hungover, but not wearing black trousers. They can be somewhat of a disappointment in other circumstances, although it is quite enjoyable to see Lady Belaire smear them with honey.
Bambi Ludlow - My beautiful shiny black shoes which I wore to the Glitterball. Similar to your Summer/Izzy Hoyland, they are bitches who cut up my feet and give me blisters. Unlike the Hoyland shoes, mine have a particular fondness for taking it up the 'ass'.
Kylie Posnett-My big brown Hush Puppies boots which I wear a lot nowadays. Because they are the grooviest of all my shoes. For the most part they like to watch, but when they do get it on the action, you know that it's going to be an unforgettable night!
Lol yeeeeeees...
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