Ok so there's this chicken right, and he loves chips. In fact he would choose chips over daddy any day. He goes to this restaurant with his friends (who aren't chickens) and he really wants to get some chips. Why? Because he loves them. BUT, and here comes the dilemma, the only thing they have with chips in it is Chicken and Chips Extravaganza. There are no side orders of chips, but if he chose the Chicken and Chips Extravaganza, his friends would call him Cannibal Keith. Now bear in mind that this chicken needs chips like he needs chicken feed, which is a lot.
Does he eat the Chicken and Chips Extravaganza, risking ridicule and having to live with the knowledge that he's consumed one of his friends (cos all chickens are friends with all other chickens) or does he have pizza instead and have a terrible night out?
3 comments:
He should have...
Chicken Pizza!!!!!!
Chicken
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pizza!!!A delicious, mouth-watering chicken, lightly murdered and tossed in !LARD!, served on a bed of pizza. Not suitable for vegetarians.
Heehee, hello Carl. I see you have created an account... thank you for your contributions to my blog, I need all the help I can get ;-), and your solution to my excruciatingly difficult dilemma seems rather good.
Anyway, about your comment regarding Pizza Hut - I still like Chicken Feast so there, although I would be interested to taste a Pizza Express version of the mighty Chicken Feast. I do agree about the ice cream factory though. I expect more from a dessert than plain ice cream (which isn't even good plain ice cream) and a few rubbishy sprinkles that don't really taste of anything except sugar. CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKE IS THE WAY TO GO! Or anything that involves chocolate. Which brings me to a new poll idea...
It feels great to be posting on your blog, Kylie. I wish to thank YOU for working so hard to bring this webpage of sunshine into our lives.
I think that your "I still like Chicken Feast so there" comment is rather immature. One should always write with ostentation, not with buoyant aggression. So there.
Your new poll is awesome. I voted for 'Profiterole!' I'll post on my blog very soon, I promise, and I'll tell the whole world what a beautiful and fantastic young woman you are.
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