Having been "unsuccessful" in my application to start a Warwick PGCE next year, I am reconsidering my career options. This is a whole new exciting opportunity for me, so I am thinking very carefully about a wide range of potential jobs. Here are a few of my ideas so far:
1. Badger Catcher
2. Toad's Hat Manufacturer (what a fantastic hat)
3. Santa Claus
(Insert picture of Nick Mann here).
4. Pat (Rosie and Jim's barge driver)
5. Mr Sandman
6. Handlebar Moustache Groomer
7. Panda
8. Sycamore Seed
9. Kazooist
10. Poncho Saleswoman
The above options prove that the world is very much my oyster. So all is well.
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
New career move
Posted by Kylie at 3:05 pm
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4 comments:
You should definately go for option 6, Kylie. Just think how many pretty straight men you'd meet.
Hmmm. I was the original Rosie and Jim's Barge Driver. I could drive all over Pat anyday. Why would you want to be her and not me?
Ho Ho Ho! I'm afraid that there are no openings currently for my position. However, there is always an opening for you here in lapland, in my Executive-Golf-Products factory.
Hello Miss Posnett,
I am a first-time poster, but a regular reader of your blog. You are quite a cult figure among us Panda Bears. We share your badger-related woes and sympathise with many other aspects of your life.
I am very pleased that you are considering a career in being a Panda, and will be sending you some paraphernalia on the matter, plus details of national unions and scholorship opportunities.
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