New career move

Having been "unsuccessful" in my application to start a Warwick PGCE next year, I am reconsidering my career options. This is a whole new exciting opportunity for me, so I am thinking very carefully about a wide range of potential jobs. Here are a few of my ideas so far:

1. Badger Catcher




2. Toad's Hat Manufacturer (what a fantastic hat)




3. Santa Claus

(Insert picture of Nick Mann here).


4. Pat (Rosie and Jim's barge driver)




5. Mr Sandman




6. Handlebar Moustache Groomer




7. Panda




8. Sycamore Seed




9. Kazooist




10. Poncho Saleswoman





The above options prove that the world is very much my oyster. So all is well.

I hereby declare a post-exam blogging resolution

I have decided to post regularly on my blog now that my final year project (and degree, woohoo!) is over. And you'd better have started reading it again or I will be so angry that steam will start coming out of my ears, like in cartoons and such. Then you'd feel guilty. And perhaps a little scared.

Here is a poem I have written about the evils of marzipan:


Marzipan

You have a squidgy texture, and are usually a creamy yellow colour.
But worst of all, you are MARZIPAN,
Which means you taste of almonds.

Almonds are the worst of all the nuts
I really think they spoil the huts
Of people who live in such abodes
And like to make Batternbergs loads and loads

Marzipan, marzipan, woo woo woo.
Very much like almonds' poo,
Which is a bad thing, don't you knoo?

I hate you.



I do hope you like it. I may write more poems about my hatred of certain foods - I think I have a lot of experiences to draw from.