I love horses - they're my friends

Why does doing nothing make me more tired than doing... something? Life is bizarre. So, this is my first blog for over a week. "You must have a new and fabulously busy lifestyle!" I hear you cry. Oh no. Although I did go to the Bullring on Thursday for to buy presents for Mad Aunt Gertrude's and my brother's birthdays, and in true Kylie style, came home with only the magazine I bought to amuse myself on the outward train journey. Still. Oh and I went on a night out for the first time in weeks on Friday. But that's about it.

I see from my McDonald's Advantage Club email that they've introduced a Crayola Happy Meal. Perhaps it's just a piece of paper with a crayon representation of a burger and chips, hohoho. Gosh I'm funny. I should use the word "gosh" more often. No I shouldn't.

I have started my new keep fit regime! Which involves going to the Leisure Centre where my mum is a receptionnist and getting free aerobic-y things twice a week. One of them is Box Fit, where I've been learning to damage people's internal organs - it's great. I intend to join a self-defence/aerobic-y type thing when I get back, if anyone wishes to join me? Go on, otherwise, you'll have no way to defend yourself when I attack you with my new boxing moves (I'm 'ard, me).

Ooh must go, got a birthday card to deliver... remember, in future you can use www.partychicken.co.uk to access my blog! Hurrah!