Joyous joy of joys

A new post. MY BLOG HAS RISEN FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX OF DEATH. I think Jesus and his monkey slaves must have something to do with it.

Speaking of Jesus and his monkey, look what I just found by typing "jesus monkey" into Google Image Search:


Sadly, the monkey has taken this image back to his lair :(

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I forgot how wonderful image posting was! I've missed my blog! Maybe I will go overboard and post more images. Watch me go, Mr Salamander...

I never knew there were so many Jesus-monkey-related images out there

Look it is a parsnip

A/some (?) celeriac

An axolotl in a suit

A murderous Irish TV presenter in a suit stolen from a suspiciously dead pilot

Your mum (apparently)

I want pizza you taunting bastards!


I'll leave it there and go to Sainsbury's. I would just like to add though that I hate Jon and Matt and will find my revenge in the near future. Death to you both!!!