By the way...

I know the pictures have fucked up the layout of my blog, so don't bother telling me. Unless you know how to change it.

Also a new poll to follow soon when I'm particularly bored of telling finalists they can't graduate until they've cleared their debts tomorrow.

Plastic Dog xxx

Joyous joy of joys

A new post. MY BLOG HAS RISEN FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX OF DEATH. I think Jesus and his monkey slaves must have something to do with it.

Speaking of Jesus and his monkey, look what I just found by typing "jesus monkey" into Google Image Search:


Sadly, the monkey has taken this image back to his lair :(

BUY IT FOR ME NOW PLEASE

I forgot how wonderful image posting was! I've missed my blog! Maybe I will go overboard and post more images. Watch me go, Mr Salamander...

I never knew there were so many Jesus-monkey-related images out there

Look it is a parsnip

A/some (?) celeriac

An axolotl in a suit

A murderous Irish TV presenter in a suit stolen from a suspiciously dead pilot

Your mum (apparently)

I want pizza you taunting bastards!


I'll leave it there and go to Sainsbury's. I would just like to add though that I hate Jon and Matt and will find my revenge in the near future. Death to you both!!!