"The Animal Kingdom" by Kylie Posnett
I like donkeys
I like wolves
I like pandas
I like squirrels
I like chickens
When they hatch
I like pickled dingos
But I hate ponies with a passion
People who ridicule snakes, now they really get my goat
You would think I'd take advantage of the fact that "goat" rhymes with "stoat"
But no.
For this is a poem that only occasionally rhymes
And rather an intelligent one at that
Lalalalalalaaaaaa
Bob Monkhouse, Jim Bowen, Roy Walker, cat
The Animal Kingdom is very big
Much, much larger than a fig
If you were to tell some workmen to dig
A hole big enough to fit the Animal Kingdom intoig
They wouldn't be able to make it big
Enoughig
Animals, animals, woo woo woo
Very much like God's own poo
Which is a good thing, don't you knoo?
Let's finish with a word like "zoo"
Friday, October 07, 2005
The Animal Kingdom
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1 comments:
Great poem! I don't agree at all with the thing about the hole, that you can't get one big enough, but never mind that. The guy sitting next to me is looking at a porno cartoon. I should be in my History of Mathematics lecture but I decided to skip it and instead wind down from my last lecture so that I can be more ready for the next one.
Your post yestoday was quite good too.
I might see you tonight afterall, if you're going to Jon's. I was intent on stopping in but that no longer is an attractive proposition.
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