Newnesses

Greetings.

Hello.

How are you?

I am fine.

Ignore the last thing about Tumblr. I've changed my mind.

I have 5 working days left at work, which is most thrilling. Perhaps this means I will no longer accidentally answer my mobile with the word "Orthopaedics" instead of the usual, normal "Hello?". That will definitely be a good thing.

Over the next 5/6 weeks, we will be moving to Leicesterland for a fresh start. The following advantages will be had:

1. Walking-to-work/walking-to-town opportunities, involving distances long enough for an increase in healthiness but not long enough to induce collapsing-ness.
2. Free swimming/badminton opportunities (good old leisure-centre-receptionist-mother).
   
3. House-ness, rather than flat-ness, allowing possible cat-ness (and barbecue-ness, but not of cats).
4. Opportunities for clarinet-tootling.
5. Opportunities for film-networking for Mr Kylie.
6. Funky bar/club-ness - no need to settle for chav-infested areas. Big need to settle for lovely lovely cocktails.
   
7. DOMINOS TOY SHOP!!!
8. Going-back-to-uni-ness allowing me to actually do something with my life and degree.
9. Family-ness.
10. Odeon-down-the-road-ness.
11. Escape from the daily horrors of dunce-infested areas like Dudley town centre.
12. Summer Sundae/Leicester Comedy Festival etc.

All of the above, plus easy access to transport back over here to see family and friends regularly for fun and frolicking.

Everyone must visit us.

Maybe one day I'll actually go through with that Murder Mystery party...